Saturday, May 30, 2009

Out Of The Jungle


Over a week has gone by and no blog entries. First of all apologies,I thought all this chat about going into the jungle was just the tourist version of the jungle (with broadband). Unfortunately not, I should have suspected something was up when the airports began to get smaller and I didn’t even take much notice when the planes got smaller. It wasn’t until we boarded our small boat (klotok) and turned left up the river that I realised, I was in the ‘freakin jungle’. (With hindsight the lack of any western faces, intense heat, huge mosquitos and panic on Lynsey’s face probably were the key signs that I was actually going to the jungle.)


‘So what’s the jungle like Jonny?’ I hear all one of you asking me. Well lone reader I have to say it wasn’t really what I was expecting.


First of all I thought it would be brimming with wildlife. In fact it’s not. It takes about a day to get into the flow of things so you can start picking out the monkeys, rare birds and other creatures that like to call the jungle home.


Secondly its very very hot. So hot in fact that you give up trying to keep the sweating thing under control, even the animals were sweating!


Thirdly any most importantly, it’s very beautiful in away I can’t really describe. It’s incredibly quiet in such away that makes any noise stand out like a bright colour on a dull day. Even though I’ve been out of the jungle for a few days I can still remember everything we did on each day we were there. I could thoroughly recommend the jungles of Kalimantan to any one who has the time and inclination to find their way there.


Of course the main reason we were Kalimantan anyway was to see the Orangutan. In case you did no the word Orangutan means ‘person of the forest’ in Indonesian. Orangutans have been identified as the second most intelligent animal on the planet after humans. They come in three different flavours, cute baby, cuddly female and shit scary male varieties. They are, as I have discovered, very difficult to photograph properly but try I did and when I’m back I’ll upload as many as possible to flickr.


Our days were spent on the Klotok boat, sailing further up river from our lodge to visit various feeding stations located 20-30mins trekking time into the jungle. The feeding stations are there as a result of the re-orientation of captured or orphaned Orangutans into the jungle in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s by Dr Mary Galdikas and others. These Orangutans have had contact with humans and some still live in around Camp Leakey where they were originally released.


In the evenings we would return to our lodge at sunset for some Indonesian dinner before getting an early night to start the next morning. (Earliest start was 5.00am!!)


Oh! the Orangutan pictured is called ‘Sweet Po’ she is one of the ones sitting in the ‘cute baby’ classification.

Friday, May 22, 2009




Singapore Diary

Hello and greetings from Singapore. Sitting by the pool was a nice way to overcome the jet lag and I also attempted a bit of light camera lens shopping at the ‘Funan Digital Life Mall’ (Six floors of tech).

My lens shopping was a bit of an experience, check this out for a customer journey.

Jonny, “Hello I’m looking for X lens”

Shopkeeper, “Ah yes here is the discount I can give you.”

(All going well so far I think you’ll agree)

Shopkeeper, “I don’t have the lens here but I can get it from my other store.”

Jonny, “When the lens arrives can I try it on my camera?”

Shopkeeper, “No”

Jonny, “Can I not try the lens on my camera to check it is working?”

Shopkeeper, “No”

Jonny, “Can you tell me why not?”

Shopkeeper, “The lens is new and no-one gets to try new lenses, they must stay in the box.”

(I was now trying to make sure the exits were clearly visible).

Jonny, “So I can’t try before I buy?”

Shopkeeper, “All lenses must stay in BOX!”

Jonny, “OK thank you”

(I then walked around 12 yards away, tried the lens in his competitor and bought it for around £100 less)

I think the morale of this story is that one must sample life to the full before deciding it is worth living. I’m sure the shopkeeper was very disappointed when his wife gave birth and his child finally came out of the box!

Picture from the aforementioned lens coming soon.....

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Welcome to Indonesia!

Actually that should be welcome to Heathrow Terminal 4. As the sun sets over sunny Staines I sit, excited, flying on the only BA flight which still leaves from T4. T4 in case you haven't been here for a bit is half closed for some sort of huge re-fit to welcome some of the airlines that are currently being denied entry into European airspace; most of which I intend to fly in the next two weeks.

Welcome team and welcome anyone else who has been let into the circle of trust that is Jonny's blog. Alternatively welcome to anyone who has searched the term 'naked girls' and 'hot' into google blogs in the hope of some 'titalation' (welcome to search engine optimisation JW style !)

I hope to excite you over the coming days with tales of adventure and some fascinating photographs of Indonesia. Last time I blogged I hit the front page of google search for 'Jonny Blog' here's hoping that some judicious use of language such as 'naked bush' will push me up there once again.

Anyway sit back and enjoy the 'ride' together with the power of Google Analytics we can be famous 'if just for one day'.

Jonny

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